Tuesday, October 27, 2009

They're Hicks! And other Randomness

Seeing one of the locations a visitor to my blog came here from made me think of one of my favorite lines from one of my favorite movies.



Yes! How funny, Hicksville! It is funny to me because of one of my favorite scenes from Groundhog Day.

Rita: They sing songs until they get too cold, and then they go sit by the fire and they get warm. ...

Phil Connors:"Yeah, they're hicks Rita." ...

LOLZ! 

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Little Girl Comics Hall of Fame: Epic WIN!


Yo my Random Crap Hommies! I just won an award for my amazing random little girl comics.
You can't believe it either? I know, right?
Well, it is true. And in honor of this amazingly random honor I am going to post links to my past archives of my random and (now) award winning comic series.
Enough of the random chat... here they are!


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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Random Crap... in blue and red


Um Yeah... that JUST happened! (click to view the madness larger!)
Gotta love the little girl comics!



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Headaches BLOW!!!


A visual essay on the pain of headaches... (click the drawing if you want to see my pain larger!)

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Saturday, October 17, 2009

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Some of the funnest things i have ever read...and some of the dumbest


Some of the funnest things i have ever read...and some of the dumbest:

When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not
even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
Do stairs go up or down?
Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change
their name to Knockers?


*Why is most lunch meat bigger than the bread?


*Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why is it when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not adoor?


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If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

*Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?


*Can you make a candle out of your earwax?


*When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

*Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

*If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

*Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?


*Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?

*"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

*Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

*Are marbles made of marble?

*Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

*If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)

*Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

*Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?


*Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

*Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

*If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


*Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

*Can you get cornered in a round room?

*Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?

*Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?


*If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

*Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

*In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?


*How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

*Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?


*Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

*Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

*Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

*"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"


*Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

*Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??


*Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?

*What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

*Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

*How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?


*If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?

*If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

*Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

*Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa

beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

*Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?

*Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?


*Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

*Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?

*Why doos shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?

*Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?


*Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

*If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?

*Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?

*Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?

*If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

*You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?

*Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

*Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?


*Why is a square meal served on round plates?

*Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?

*Which way does a compass point in space?

*Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?

*Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

*If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

*Why did Mary own a little lamb?

*If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

*Why can’t a baby cry while it’s inside its mother?

*If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

*If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

*Why are Pringles curved?

*What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?

*Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

*If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

*Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else?

*Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead?

*Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

*Can bald men get lice??

*How come popcorn isn't a vegetable?

*Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?

*Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

*Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?

*Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water?

*Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?

*If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?

*How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?

*Can you get cornered in a round room?

*Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?

*Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

*If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

*Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

*In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?

*"How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?"

*Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

*If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go anywhere you want?

I hope u like this. =]

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Peaches has two moms so what????

Yes i do have two mom's. So if you have a problem with that you can just take a long walk off a short pier. So logically I am big on the whole equal rights thing.
So we just moved from the west coast to the east coast, and it seems to me that people on the west coast are a little bit more open about people being gay, lesbian, or bi-sexual. So far, being back east I have had two very strange convo's with people.


CONVO # 1: ( My step- mom Joyce is on the phone with people from the school district.)

" Yes hello i would like to enroll my kids in school." -Joyce
" What are your kids names?" -Mean school lady
"Peaches and Stooge. Peaches will be 10th and Stooge will be 8th." -Joyce
" Well it shows here that there legal parent is Shirley." -Mean school lady
" Yes, and I'm there step-mom." -Joyce
" Oh. And how does that work? Who do they reside with?" -Mean school lady
" Both of us." -Joyce
" At 108 blueberry lane ( Yes right next to the muffin man.)" -Mean school lady
" Yes that is correct." -Joyce
"Oh well..... ummm uh ok...... let me uh get a packet out to you." -Mean school lady

And then the biznitch scheduled us 2 weeks later.

CONVO # 2: (Me talking to my English teacher. Mrs. Blondie Blond)
Now for this story to make sense for you guys you will need to know all the info. that was on the paper........well not all but just some. Like how it has the same house phone number and same address for both my mom and step-mom.

" OH uh Mrs. Blondie Blond i have all my student info. forms for you." -Peaches
"Oh thank you." - Mrs. Blondie Blond
" Yup you welcome." -Peaches
" Oh it says here that your step-mom is in the area.'' -Mrs Blondie Blond
''...................Yeah." ( Giving her a questioning look.) -Peaches
" Does she live pretty close?" -
Mrs Blondie Blond
'' Yeah I'd say so." -Peaches
" Well thats nice that she can live so close and they can get along." -Mrs Blondie Blond
'' Yeah.................'' -Peaches ( And the whole time this convo was going on i was thinking to myself is this lady for real? Did she even read the papers?)

Wounder how long it will take her to figure it out? Maybe I should make a poll about it... (check the side-bar)





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