A Random Crap Holiday!

Have a happy holiday... wherever you eat your candy out of!

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It's a Scrubs Christmas Miracle!!

NO WAY!!! We thought Scrubs was over... we thought Season 7 was the last we would ever see of Scrubs (except for the gazillion re-runs we watch on our i Pods). But guess what? There is going to be a Season 8! It's a Scrubs Christmas Miracle!! Now, it has moved channels or something... so watch the video belows to see when and where the new Scrubs will be on TV! YES!!!





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Equal Rights!

Don't even talk to me about the "definition of marriage"!!!!!

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marriage equality

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D.A.R.E.!!!

Dare ask real friends to end their drug use!

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Friends don't let friends...

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Um yeh, and if you like this type of comic theme... you might also like this random comic I found...
Stic Pals--Caring Friends.

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Attack of the Paper Heads! CONTEST!

OK Random Crap readers... It is the attack of the paper heads!!
Now, here is where I need your help!
I need you to write a caption for this picture... make it funny... keep it clean... and the WINNER will get a funny picture of themselves (that you send to me) posted right here on Random Crap!
Let the captions begin!!! Enter your captions in the comments section (you can enter more than once)!! :)



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Sad Gross story

O.k. so here is a sad gross story. So there's these 2 teens and they were rooming together and where they live its really cold. So one of them goes shopping we will call him... Beavis. So Beavis goes shoppin and the other kid lets call him.... Butthead. So Butthead stays home and so he's still cold even with the heat on so he goes to the microwave and there's is broken so they can leave the door open and have it on at the same time.
So Butthead sits in tront of it and turns it. So when Beavis gets home he goes into the kitchen and see's Butthead there in the chair fryed like a chicken. How sad Poor Beavis. :] i mean Poor Beavis :[

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Rude stuff in C-Box

O.k. so here's my thing i know people always say: "dont say..." how does it go. O thats right... ''if you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all."
Well the same thing goes for my C-Box!!! I don't want anything negative said there or you know written there. Now I'm not going to say any names [cough cough... mo].
So please leave comments for me but not rude ones. K?? thanks. That's all!

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I can't hear U!!!!!!

Well, you know... what can I say?
Anyway, no one is leaving me any comments. Whattup??

So why IS that grass greener on the other side?

The age old question... answered for you here on Random Crap! Uh huh!!
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My first 1000 hits!

Oh yeh!! Random Crap celebrating hurdling over the first 1000 visitors!
Thanks for checkin' out my blog!

More random crap soon!

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Go trees go hippies: an original cartoon

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OK... so you all remember that I love trees and hippies... check it...

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Do you like Puppies?!

OK, so there was this old lady and she gave her dogs a bath well her puppies.
So she gives them a bath--then she is trying to find a way to dry them off so she puts them in the microwave.
So... i don't think i have to tell you what happened after she turned it on. Do I?

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Peaches as an avatar!!

Party Harty then go hardcore skiing. (not a good idea) Sad gross Story 3

Ok so there were these 2 guys they had a really big party the night before so the next day they decided they wanted to go skiing the next day. So ya know they are a little hung over so ya know they had the craps. So they go skiing so they are really hardcore skiers so they are going off jumps, the one guy goes off a jump and he biffs it. im pretty sure you know where this is going... So he biffs it and, there's no good way of putting this... he craps his pants! Can you imagine? how embarrassing. Well thats the sad gross story i hope you like it.


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Part Harty 2!!!!!!

Another installment in the "party harty" life of Peaches!

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Tree Hugger!!

hippies r way cool.
Save the trees.
im a hippie.
r u a hippie?


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A little diddy on StickyKeys.

OK so while i was getting ready to write this post i clicked the shift key 5 times and this stupid thing popped up i was thinking to my self "great i broke it." So i read it and you know, you get all of the choices like OK or CANCEL or, well you know, so i read it. It says "to keep StickyKeys on click OK" or "to cancel StickyKeys click CANCEL." I get done reading it and I'm like "ya-think?!" Who ever put that StickyKeys thing together they are dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb! you would probably think to press OK to keep and CANCEL to get rid of you would think right.

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LOL Cats 2!!!

i think the cats talking about the guy... cause i would!
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HAVE A HAPPY PERIOD!!! ( READ IT )

Dear Mr. Thatcher,

I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.

Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from the curse'? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call 'an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.' Isn't the human body amazing?

As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers monthly visits from 'Aunt Flo'. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying, jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy wa s written by drunken chimps. Crazy!

The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants.. Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: 'Have a Happy Period.'

Are you fu*ing kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never be anything 'happy' about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.

For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you just have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer' or 'Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong', or are you just picking on us?

Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bull sh*t. And that's a promise I will keep. Always.

Best,
Wendi Aarons
Austin , TX
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