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Oh yeah and that third Hobbit film kind of sucked but I still have a crush
on Evangeline Lilly.
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Friday, March 21, 2008
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Party Harty then go hardcore skiing. (not a good idea) Sad gross Story 3
Ok so there were these 2 guys they had a really big party the night before so the next day they decided they wanted to go skiing the next day. So ya know they are a little hung over so ya know they had the craps. So they go skiing so they are really hardcore skiers so they are going off jumps, the one guy goes off a jump and he biffs it. im pretty sure you know where this is going... So he biffs it and, there's no good way of putting this... he craps his pants! Can you imagine? how embarrassing. Well thats the sad gross story i hope you like it.
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humorteensSaturday, March 15, 2008
Friday, March 7, 2008
A little diddy on StickyKeys.
OK so while i was getting ready to write this post i clicked the shift key 5 times and this stupid thing popped up i was thinking to my self "great i broke it." So i read it and you know, you get all of the choices like OK or CANCEL or, well you know, so i read it. It says "to keep StickyKeys on click OK" or "to cancel StickyKeys click CANCEL." I get done reading it and I'm like "ya-think?!" Who ever put that StickyKeys thing together they are dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb! you would probably think to press OK to keep and CANCEL to get rid of you would think right.
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Sunday, March 2, 2008
HAVE A HAPPY PERIOD!!! ( READ IT )
Dear Mr. Thatcher,
I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.
Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from the curse'? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call 'an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.' Isn't the human body amazing?
As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers monthly visits from 'Aunt Flo'. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying, jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy wa s written by drunken chimps. Crazy!
The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants.. Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: 'Have a Happy Period.'
Are you fu*ing kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never be anything 'happy' about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.
For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you just have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer' or 'Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong', or are you just picking on us?
Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bull sh*t. And that's a promise I will keep. Always.
Best,
Wendi Aarons
Austin , TX
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I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.
Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from the curse'? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call 'an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.' Isn't the human body amazing?
As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers monthly visits from 'Aunt Flo'. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying, jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy wa s written by drunken chimps. Crazy!
The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants.. Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: 'Have a Happy Period.'
Are you fu*ing kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never be anything 'happy' about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.
For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you just have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer' or 'Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong', or are you just picking on us?
Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bull sh*t. And that's a promise I will keep. Always.
Best,
Wendi Aarons
Austin , TX
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Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Last Basketball game!!!
OK so at our last basketball game last night there was a girl on there team who didn't shave her pits.Thats really really gross now if its some religion thing whatever you keep that to yourself, but of all sports to play basketball come on. O and thats not the worst part it gets really gross so i'm down there playing defense no one else is down there yet so she goes up for a lay up, and i get her pit hair all over my face.
As a side note we had a girl on our team who didn't wear deodorant during the games she said it made the other team not come near her. if i was the other team and i saw her walking into the gym that would be enough for me not to go near her.(and her little step brother is a devil).
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As a side note we had a girl on our team who didn't wear deodorant during the games she said it made the other team not come near her. if i was the other team and i saw her walking into the gym that would be enough for me not to go near her.(and her little step brother is a devil).
humorteensSunday, February 24, 2008
Party Harty!!!
The pics. say it all!!humorteensI captioned my picture at the "I Can Has Cheezburger?" site. You can see it and VOTE on it at:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?Partycarnage128483832441250000.jpg
Friday, February 22, 2008
The 2nd sad gross story!!!
O.k so my buddy here told me this one and yes its sad and gross. So there was this guy and he decided to eat healthy so he went on a bean and cabbage diet. So i guess that beans and cabbage don't really make a good combo. So the guy gos to bed so hes sleeping. Well he didn't really wake up. You want to know why........... well you will have to wait for next week to find out what happened to him. Keep up on my blog!
Jk Jk ill tell you ill tell you. So he was in his room and he had his door closed, and the window was closed so he farted himself to death. Then when the doctors went to see what killed him they had to put on gas masks so they wouldn't die. I hope you liked it.
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Jk Jk ill tell you ill tell you. So he was in his room and he had his door closed, and the window was closed so he farted himself to death. Then when the doctors went to see what killed him they had to put on gas masks so they wouldn't die. I hope you liked it.
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Sunday, February 17, 2008
Saturday, February 16, 2008
Sad Gross Story of the Week!
o.k. I'm not going to start with something so bad that you well... might upchuck! o.k so i go to school with this girl i wouldn't call her a friend more of an acquaintance. So she went paint balling with her brother and dad and she went to get more paint balls (yes i said balls) from the car she wasn't totally done in the car her hand was still in the car in the spot where it latches her brother slammed the door on her hand. She had her gloves on and everything. So when she got her hand out of the door the glove was stuck to the door latch part with some skin. Well she was thinking that it was just the top layer right so she took off her glove and........ all the skin was riped off down to the bone. Ya gross!!
Well i hope you liked it if not leave me some stories in my cbox!
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Well i hope you liked it if not leave me some stories in my cbox!
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