They're Hicks! And other Randomness

Seeing one of the locations a visitor to my blog came here from made me think of one of my favorite lines from one of my favorite movies.

Yes! How funny, Hicksville! It is funny to me because of one of my favorite scenes from Groundhog Day.

Rita: They sing songs until they get too cold, and then they go sit by the fire and they get warm. ...

Phil Connors:"Yeah, they're hicks Rita." ...

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A Hobo is stealing my waffles!

Little Girl Comics Hall of Fame: Epic WIN!

Yo my Random Crap Hommies! I just won an award for my amazing random little girl comics.
You can't believe it either? I know, right?
Well, it is true. And in honor of this amazingly random honor I am going to post links to my past archives of my random and (now) award winning comic series.
Enough of the random chat... here they are!

• Why is the grass greener?
• Go trees, go hippies
• Equal rights for all peeps
• I dare you to DARE!
• Friends won't let friends...
• Have a Random Crap holiday!
• You know when you see a white van...
• You better stop wishing in that wishing well!

You know when you see a white van...

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Peaches has two moms so what????

Yes i do have two mom's. So if you have a problem with that you can just take a long walk off a short pier. So logically I am big on the whole equal rights thing.
So we just moved from the west coast to the east coast, and it seems to me that people on the west coast are a little bit more open about people being gay, lesbian, or bi-sexual. So far, being back east I have had two very strange convo's with people.

CONVO # 1: ( My step- mom Joyce is on the phone with people from the school district.)

" Yes hello i would like to enroll my kids in school." -Joyce
" What are your kids names?" -Mean school lady
"Peaches and Stooge. Peaches will be 10th and Stooge will be 8th." -Joyce
" Well it shows here that there legal parent is Shirley." -Mean school lady
" Yes, and I'm there step-mom." -Joyce
" Oh. And how does that work? Who do they reside with?" -Mean school lady
" Both of us." -Joyce
" At 108 blueberry lane ( Yes right next to the muffin man.)" -Mean school lady
" Yes that is correct." -Joyce
"Oh well..... ummm uh ok...... let me uh get a packet out to you." -Mean school lady

And then the biznitch scheduled us 2 weeks later.

CONVO # 2: (Me talking to my English teacher. Mrs. Blondie Blond) Now for this story to make sense for you guys you will need to know all the info. that was on the paper........well not all but just some. Like how it has the same house phone number and same address for both my mom and step-mom.

" OH uh Mrs. Blondie Blond i have all my student info. forms for you." -Peaches
"Oh thank you." - Mrs. Blondie Blond
" Yup you welcome." -Peaches
" Oh it says here that your step-mom is in the area.'' -Mrs Blondie Blond
''...................Yeah." ( Giving her a questioning look.) -Peaches
" Does she live pretty close?" -Mrs Blondie Blond
'' Yeah I'd say so." -Peaches
" Well thats nice that she can live so close and they can get along." -Mrs Blondie Blond
'' Yeah.................'' -Peaches ( And the whole time this convo was going on i was thinking to myself is this lady for real? Did she even read the papers?)

Wounder how long it will take her to figure it out? Maybe I should make a poll about it... (check the side-bar)

Better stop wishing at that wishing well!

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Anyone out there fear change?

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PS- WTF with this comic? Leave your guess in the comments...
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Mean Girls Suck!

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After Christmas Sale on Random Crap Comics!

Yes, you too can re-experience the joys of the Holiday Party Harty... right here at the After Christmas Sale on Random Crap Comics!humor

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A Random Crap Holiday!

Have a happy holiday... wherever you eat your candy out of!

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Attack of the Paper Heads! CONTEST!

OK Random Crap readers... It is the attack of the paper heads!!
Now, here is where I need your help!
I need you to write a caption for this picture... make it funny... keep it clean... and the WINNER will get a funny picture of themselves (that you send to me) posted right here on Random Crap!
Let the captions begin!!! Enter your captions in the comments section (you can enter more than once)!! :)



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I can't hear U!!!!!!

Well, you know... what can I say?
Anyway, no one is leaving me any comments. Whattup??

So why IS that grass greener on the other side?

The age old question... answered for you here on Random Crap! Uh huh!!
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Do you like Puppies?!

OK, so there was this old lady and she gave her dogs a bath well her puppies.
So she gives them a bath--then she is trying to find a way to dry them off so she puts them in the microwave.
So... i don't think i have to tell you what happened after she turned it on. Do I?

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Part Harty 2!!!!!!

Another installment in the "party harty" life of Peaches!

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A little diddy on StickyKeys.

OK so while i was getting ready to write this post i clicked the shift key 5 times and this stupid thing popped up i was thinking to my self "great i broke it." So i read it and you know, you get all of the choices like OK or CANCEL or, well you know, so i read it. It says "to keep StickyKeys on click OK" or "to cancel StickyKeys click CANCEL." I get done reading it and I'm like "ya-think?!" Who ever put that StickyKeys thing together they are dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb! you would probably think to press OK to keep and CANCEL to get rid of you would think right.

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LOL Cats 2!!!

i think the cats talking about the guy... cause i would!
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HAVE A HAPPY PERIOD!!! ( READ IT )

Dear Mr. Thatcher,

I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.

Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from the curse'? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call 'an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.' Isn't the human body amazing?

As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers monthly visits from 'Aunt Flo'. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying, jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy wa s written by drunken chimps. Crazy!

The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants.. Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: 'Have a Happy Period.'

Are you fu*ing kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never be anything 'happy' about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.

For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you just have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer' or 'Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong', or are you just picking on us?

Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bull sh*t. And that's a promise I will keep. Always.

Best,
Wendi Aarons
Austin , TX
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