Playoff game day sad gross story!

Go Patriots!!! Anyway...Teehee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


So ummmm... when i was in like 7th grade we watched a movie on a man who was a football player. He played for a season and on the last game he hurt his ankle well he didn't think much about it. He got some pain meds. and went back in the game. Well it turned out that he broke his ankle, it swelled really bad. So they took him to the doctor but the swelling was so bad that they couldn't do anything with it so they went into surgery and tried to fix it that why but in the end they had to amputate it.


Any who... that's it.

Sad Gross story

O.k. so here is a sad gross story. So there's these 2 teens and they were rooming together and where they live its really cold. So one of them goes shopping we will call him... Beavis. So Beavis goes shoppin and the other kid lets call him.... Butthead. So Butthead stays home and so he's still cold even with the heat on so he goes to the microwave and there's is broken so they can leave the door open and have it on at the same time.
So Butthead sits in tront of it and turns it. So when Beavis gets home he goes into the kitchen and see's Butthead there in the chair fryed like a chicken. How sad Poor Beavis. :] i mean Poor Beavis :[

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Do you like Puppies?!

OK, so there was this old lady and she gave her dogs a bath well her puppies.
So she gives them a bath--then she is trying to find a way to dry them off so she puts them in the microwave.
So... i don't think i have to tell you what happened after she turned it on. Do I?

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Party Harty then go hardcore skiing. (not a good idea) Sad gross Story 3

Ok so there were these 2 guys they had a really big party the night before so the next day they decided they wanted to go skiing the next day. So ya know they are a little hung over so ya know they had the craps. So they go skiing so they are really hardcore skiers so they are going off jumps, the one guy goes off a jump and he biffs it. im pretty sure you know where this is going... So he biffs it and, there's no good way of putting this... he craps his pants! Can you imagine? how embarrassing. Well thats the sad gross story i hope you like it.


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Last Basketball game!!!

OK so at our last basketball game last night there was a girl on there team who didn't shave her pits.Thats really really gross now if its some religion thing whatever you keep that to yourself, but of all sports to play basketball come on. O and thats not the worst part it gets really gross so i'm down there playing defense no one else is down there yet so she goes up for a lay up, and i get her pit hair all over my face.


As a side note we had a girl on our team who didn't wear deodorant during the games she said it made the other team not come near her. if i was the other team and i saw her walking into the gym that would be enough for me not to go near her.(and her little step brother is a devil).
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The 2nd sad gross story!!!

O.k so my buddy here told me this one and yes its sad and gross. So there was this guy and he decided to eat healthy so he went on a bean and cabbage diet. So i guess that beans and cabbage don't really make a good combo. So the guy gos to bed so hes sleeping. Well he didn't really wake up. You want to know why........... well you will have to wait for next week to find out what happened to him. Keep up on my blog!

Jk Jk ill tell you ill tell you. So he was in his room and he had his door closed, and the window was closed so he farted himself to death. Then when the doctors went to see what killed him they had to put on gas masks so they wouldn't die. I hope you liked it.
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